Why I Don’t Give Blow Jobs – A Top Ten List

The words Top Ten written out.

There are so many reasons I don’t give blow jobs. I was thinking about it this morning, and thought I’d write them out, like a top ten.

Wonder if I’ll have ten.

Oh! The adventure!

10. Because Patriarchy!

Men putting their willy into women is a shining example of all that is patriarchy. So, a man shoving his boy bits into my mouth just tastes like… oppression.

9. Gag Reflex

Yeah. I have one. My first BF inadvertently got himself a Roman Shower… LOL!

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