Recommendations

In each lesson, I’ll make recommendations on products that may make your anal play and exploration more pleasurable.

Lubricants

Ahhh. Lube. Makes things slippery, slidey, sexy and sooooo much smoother.

Lube is fun for so many different sexual activities, but for anal, it’s really a requirement. Lube protects the sensitive and delicate skin of the anus by reducing friction that can cause stretching and ripping.

And there are many lubes specifically for anal. They have a thicker consistency, and will “stick” or stay longer, without soaking in.

Which is the best lube for anal is a very personal question. Ask ten people, and you will likely get ten answers.

Also, some people have an allergic reaction to certain types of lubes, so if there is a consistent burning with a particular lube, consider changing. Parabens, for example, often have this effect.

Tip: Keeping Lube Clean

What do I mean about keeping lube clean? Well, just like anything else, when you stick your fingers into a tub of lube, you are leaving some of that “finger stuff” behind.

In other words, you’re potentially contaminating your lube with skin cells, body fluids, pet fur, etc.

Yuck!

So, whenever you purchase lube, consider what you’ll be using to get it out. A squeeze bottle or tube is easier to keep fresh than a tub. If you’re making your own, consider a kitchen squeeze bottle of some sort, or even keeping some plastic spoons by the bed (for tubs or deep containers).

Lubes + Condoms = Less Clean Up

Let’s face it, lubes are messy. Especially anal lubes. Remember what I said? They’re thicker and they stick. To everything.

And that’s a good thing. Except when it comes to cleaning up.

So, if you’re using toys, consider using a condom to protect the toy from lube and make clean up easier.

And when using fingers, as we are in this lesson, gloves protect your hands from goopiosity.

Your Sheets

And speaking of clean-up, your sheets could be just as important a consideration as the rest of your toys.

Cotton and linen sheets clean up well of all manner of lubes and bodily fluids. They can be boiled without harm, and release oil stains easily.

Polyester and other manufactured and synthetic fibers can be oleophilic, meaning they LOVE oily stuff, and hold onto it, and stain.

So, satin sheets can feel sexy. And if you don’t mind oil spots, go for it.

But if you want them easily cleanable, then go natural when playing in the butt, or put down additional layers, towels or puppy pads.

Face Cream

There’s a story behind this cream. It was developed by our friend, Jack, who was the boy of Miss Scarlett for a while. She nicknamed him “Face,” because he was so pretty. Thus, a legend of anal lube was born.

• 1 cup water
• 1 tablespoon J-Lube powder
• 2 cups Crisco
• 1 oz. water-based lube

Bring water to a boil. In a mixing bowl (I prefer glass), pour water over the J-lube powder and begin whipping with electric mixer, gradually in- creasing speed for 3-5 minutes (until the consistency of egg whites).

Then add Crisco (You want it to still be warm enough that it softens the Crisco, but not so hot it melts the Crisco) and continue beating until you reach a smooth consistency, about 5 minutes.

Mix in water-based lube. Voila!

This recipe will last for several weeks, especially if stored in the refrigerator. A little goes a long way.

Coconut Oil

Coconut oil is 100% natural, good for your skin, food-grade (so you’re not putting weird chemicals in your bum), and is easily washed out of cotton and linen sheets.

You can get food-grade coconut oil just about anywhere these days.

You can also find whipped coconut oil for body moisturizing in many health food stores, and it feels quite lovely.

You can also make little “treats” for your anal receiver. Press coconut oil into little candy molds (hearts, circles, etc.) and freeze.

Pop them up the butt in play, and let the cold oil melt inside before entry.

You may find yourself leaking a bit after a day of playing with coconut oil, and that’s nothing to be worried about.

For those who may have issues with constipation or soreness, it can actually ease the pathway the next day.

Bad Dragon Cum Lube

This creamy white colored lube closely resembles real semen. The clear version, looks and acts similar to pre-cum or vaginal fluids. It’s designed to specifically look and act like real semen, so it is not as thick as some other lubes mentioned.

Cum Lube is not going to last as long as some other lubes, but if you’re going for slickness and a cum-like experience, this lube can’t be beat.

It may stain sheets, but is water-based, so is easy to clean up in most ways.

Other Lube Recommendations

I recommend quite a few other lubes in The Big Book of Ass, but these are a few of my very favorites.

Let’s Discuss!

Do you have a favorite lube you’d like to share? What’s worked for you in the past? What did you use in your exploration, and how did that work?