He texted:
“Please send me some photos of you and some of us for me to share with my mother.”
He added:
“No strap ons.”
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
I can just see it. “And here we are in Madrid. She sent me one this while I was camping a few weekends ago. And this, oh! This is my girlfriend’s dick, Mom. Isn’t she a peach?”
I love my life.