I Ain’t Never Had That GOOD Dick

I Ain’t Never Had That GOOD Dick

Deep Spiritual Heat Seeking Missile

Apparently.

I mean, I THOUGHT I had had some really good sex in my life. Like, banging through walls, 200+ orgasms, screaming, getting all the dogs in the neighborhood howling with me, even sex-induced aphasia… but I know better, now.

Because I’ve never, in the throes of pleasure, when he “hitting dem waaalls like she needed him to hit dem waaalls” slapped the man I was fucking in spiritual ecstasy.

Damn it! Where is my powerful “deep spiritual heat seeking missile”?

*cries*

More Posts

The trap of insecurity.

Recently on FB, someone posted about a kinky partner they were vetting. They really liked the person, and were excited for things to develop, but

Mixed Signals

Not because it is a “No.” I mean, it might be (quite likely), but I’m not going to pretend to read someone else’s mind. Because

3 Responses

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

X