What Should I Be Prepared For, Cleanup-Wise?

Cleanup.

It’s a thing.

And knowing and planning for it can make it so much easier.

So, when anything is pulled out of the anus, especially after some…let’s use the word ‘enthusiastic’ play, some detritus might come with it.

Because, really, whatever might be in there is probably opening things up and loosening things that you normally might have under complete control.

This is natural.

So, here’s what I recommend:

1. If you’ve not already planned for a protector for whatever surface you’re playing on, and you can, do so.

I like mattress protectors.

They are designed to protect mattresses from all sorts of things, are machine-washable and easy to find at discount stores.

Just buy a fitted protector, then cut off the sides and use it as a throw for sexy times. They also work wonders for squirting!

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2. Have wipes on hand.

I keep two types of wipes near my play spaces: Unscented Baby Wipes and clean washcloths.

I buy packs of 20+ cheap washcloths at a time in colors totally unlike the ones I use in my bathroom, and keep them in a small basket next to my bed.

3. Use a wipe to “catch” the toy (or dick) as it comes out.

With lube and potential mess, it’s nice to pull out and directly into a wrapper that can be easily set aside or transported to the shower to be cleaned.

4. Use a wipe to clean up the butt.

You might be a little “loose” back there. Possibly for a bit. Some people lock shut with an audible sounds as soon as they are vacated. Others, well, they stay open (begging?) for a bit.

Either way, it might feel a bit more comfortable to be able to “wipe” up any butt drool and extra lube.

5. You may leak.

I’ll let my friend Jazalyn explain.

So, I had a few people review my first book on anal (In Through The Out Door), and one of my friends (Jazalyn) had this to say:

Your book is funny…and easy to read…it’s like asking someone you trust awkward stuff and you’re making it comfortable and not embarrassing.

Which is, pretty much, exactly what I’m going for.

So, later, out of the blue, she writes to me again.

Daddy…he loves the…mmm..serious Dom aspects of anal…particularly because I don’t have a lot of experience and I blush and get all flustered if he even mentions it.

But, after me talking so much to you…and me asking him to take things a little more slowly, and lots of lube…I’m really starting to enjoy it.

Which made me very happy. I LOVE LOVE LOVE to hear when people are exploring their sexuality and finding new ways to experience pleasure.

After all, the anus has a LOT of nerve endings (in both men and women), and can offer some really fantastic experiences, if it’s treated right. So, to know that I’ve helped someone enjoy it…well, that’s the cat’s meow.

But then she tells me that she’s discovered a horrible side effect of anal sex that I need to warn people about. And she HAS to explain exactly what she’s experienced.

So, yesterday, before we checked out of the hotel, we had a particularly intense play session that ended in some extreme anal action…you know…the kind where he comes and you swear it shot all the way up into your spleen or something?

I reply, “Uh huh,” because, of course, I do know that feeling. It’s crazy awesome. She continues.

Well…he pulls out and there’s the horribly embarrassing farting sounds resulting from WAY too much air being forced in…and I hid…and he chuckled and it’s just funny.

Well, this happens. In the butt, in the vag…hell, in the mouth, given a good, hard throat fucking…but I digress.

So I go get cleaned up…and we check out…and I spent the rest of the day…kinda gassy (I know…tmi…but it’s why the story is hysterical)…BUT…we can NOT fart because…it would be a…(ready??)

A pause for dramatic effect.

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DisASSter

— Jazalyn

Oh Lordy!

She has a point, though. And it’s worth discussing. And it’s NOT just cum. It’s any liquid-y thing you put up your bum.

Lube, for example, can dribble out of you after. Cum can. Melted ice cubes can…

Bottom line: Your ass is not meant to hold things in. Things can get messy after, without a good expelling/cleaning. It is what it is.

And it’s worth it.

You’ve been warned.

Let’s Discuss!

That story makes me giggle every time. It also illustrates the need for awareness and a plan. Do you have an anal clean-up plan in place, yet?