Well, They Do It In Porn, Don’t They?

Yup.

They sure do.

And the WAY they do it in porn is pretty much like the way they handle disagreements between well-trained, virile leading-men in action movies.

That is to say without a touch of every day reality.

Let’s talk a bit about anal in porn, shall we?

The preparation is extensive. For a single day of filming anal scenes, many actresses have admitted to taking three, four, even five days to prep. Training, eating the right food, cleaning, and practicing.

They use lube. Lots of it. You just don’t get to see them applying it during cut breaks. Just like your favorite hero can somehow take blow after blow to his broken ribs and keep killing the bad guy, porn is movie magic.

They rest. They don’t really jackhammer pound ass for 15 minutes without stop. They rest, shoot other scenes (sometimes) and come back when they’re ready.

There are messes. These are cut out of filming, of course, and everyone/everything is cleaned before shooting more.

They take cut breaks to clean off before switching ass to mouth or ass to vagina. Sometimes, they will super-clean one area (and apply bacterial gel, like you might use on your hands) JUST to get that switch scene, then clean up some more for the rest.

They choose positions and angles for exposure and entertainment, not pleasure. Duh.

They aren’t “ever-ready” for anal. Stars will take breaks of days, even weeks, between a certain number of anal shoots to recover and get everything back to normal.

They do get harmed. Some porn stars, after leaving the business, ‘fess up to having been hurt while filming (vaginal and anal tears, for example), even taking pain killers before and during shoots to help them get through the ordeal.

They don’t do in their personal lives as they do on screen. Few porn stars enjoy the same kind of Olympic-grade anal (or any other kind of) sex offscreen in their personal lives, just like Robert Downey Jr. doesn’t fly around the world picking technology-enhanced fights and brawling with bad guys in his personal off-screen life.

Not all porn stars love anal. Some porn stars feel like their asses can take way more rough use (with lots of lube and prep) than their vaginas, while others don’t enjoy the back door nearly as much. Bodies differ and abilities differ. Just as not everyone can be an Olympian speed skater, not everyone is built to be an anal champ.

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