I Ain’t Never Had That GOOD Dick

I Ain’t Never Had That GOOD Dick

Deep Spiritual Heat Seeking Missile

Apparently.

I mean, I THOUGHT I had had some really good sex in my life. Like, banging through walls, 200+ orgasms, screaming, getting all the dogs in the neighborhood howling with me, even sex-induced aphasia… but I know better, now.

Because I’ve never, in the throes of pleasure, when he “hitting dem waaalls like she needed him to hit dem waaalls” slapped the man I was fucking in spiritual ecstasy.

Damn it! Where is my powerful “deep spiritual heat seeking missile”?

*cries*

More Posts

Fail forward!

They say “…in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes,” but I think they forgot something. Failure. It’s also

A pencil writing "why?" on a piece of lined paper.

Why “WHY?” Is A Sucky Question…

…to others or to yourself: It doesn’t solve anything or change behaviors. It is often interpreted as “explain/defend yourself.” We are not logical creatures. In

3 Responses

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

X