Dating Kinky Presents: The Big Book of Ass

Dating Kinky Presents: The Big Book of Ass

Big Book of Ass Cover

Am I Going To Smell Gross?

You might. After all, this is not porn and we are playing in the poop chute.

You probably won’t, but there is a chance.

There are ways to minimize this, of course.

One of the most obvious ways is to be aware of what you eat. Perhaps Mexican in the 6-8 hours leading up to playtime might not be recommended, especially if you have a sensitive stomach.

Cleaning yourself well ahead of time will also reduce the chance of noxious fumes. Shower, trim, enema…all are good to consider if you’re inexperienced and maybe a bit squeamish.

Did you know? Artificial sweeteners make your farts smell worse?  Sugar alcohols such as sorbitol and xylitol  found in diet drinks, sugar-free candy and gum can’t be fully absorbed by the body, resulting in farts more likely to smell like rotten sewage. Also, the act of chewing gum allows you to swallow more air than usual, contributing to more farting.

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    1. It’s pretty damn amazing, for sure! I love sharing this information.

      The book we have scheduled for May is all about orgasms, specifically, so keep an eye out. *smiles*

    1. YES! It’s there as a download link up there, next to MOBI and ePub. *smiles*

      We just recently added the PDF read-online feature, and we haven’t updated all of our books to that format (although we are working on it.)

        1. Could you try again, and make sure you’re logged in?

          This is the older layout, bu you should see: Link to Full Book Download: PDF | ePUB | MOBI somewhere on the page. We’ll update this in the next week or two to the new layout.

          *smiles*

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